Season 3 Episode 25: Percy, James and the Fruitful Day

James is off puffing around. Of course, he is thinking about how stunning and beautiful he looks in his red coat. He arrives at the junction and sees Percy. James is surprised to see Percy and remarks about how Percy must be running late.

Percy tries to explain on how the trucks were giving him a rough time and put him behind schedule.

But, James is not having any of it. He goes into a lecture about Percy letting down The Fat Controller and huffs off.

Ugh!

James heads to the harbor where it is market day. Tons of fruit has just arrived and it smelled quite fruit salady. Yummy, yummy. James is loaded up with fruit. He heads out to the station on The Mainline. 

On his run, he runs into Thomas. James stops just long enough to get a jab in on Percy not be as reliable as him. 

And Thomas was like, "Okay then."

Meanwhile, Percy is hard working in the yard shunting trucks. The Station Master approaches Percy's driver, he informs him that James' brakes had jammed and they need Percy to help him.

Percy and crew set off. They find James stuck on line looking all sad and hurts. (Oh poor James. *note my sarcasm.*) Percy stops and makes fruit puns at James. 

And I have The Wiggles' Fruit Salad in my head.

Percy's driver asks him if Percy can handle the trucks. Percy agrees he can. So, they hitch up Percy, leaving James butt hurt and ticked off because he is not reliable anymore. 

Percy heads off with the trucks. Percy begins to make the mistake of being too cocky. His driver warns him to be careful. Percy begins to hurry and fails to notice the points had failed and he was on a siding. Percy crashes right into a buffer, causing him to crash into his trucks. He was in a jam.

We make a great pear.

His crew jumped out just in time. But, Percy was berry messy.

It looks like some up chucked on Percy's face.

The Fat Controller arrives to give a lecture to Percy. He even throws in a jam factory joke.

That night in the shed, James and Percy are pouting. Thomas peeps in with being in a jam jokes. No one is laughing but, Thomas goes on making more jam jokes. Still no laughs. So he then turns into the "very useful engine" spill. Finally he gets a reaction. 

You're a horrible comedian Thomas.

Tune in tomorrow, we will finish up Season 3 and a season review will be up. Olive you guys so much it hurts!

Season 2 Episode 19: Daisy

The Fat Controller introduces Toby and Percy to a hot little number named Daisy. You can tell by the sexy stripper theme she is given that she is pure sass. Daisy is going to be Thomas' temporary replacement. The Fat Controller wants the two of them to show Daisy around. 

You wait and see boys, the way I work those rails. Meow!

Toby and Percy show Daisy the engine shed. Daisy thinking she is classier then that disapproves of the horrid conditions. She swears the smell is bad for swerves. 

The two of them try to show Daisy the carriage shed. Daisy thinks it is better but, dislikes the rubbish that happens to be named Annie, Clarabel, and Henrietta. MEOW! Naturally, this insults the coaches. Percy and Toby end up hauling them away so, Daisy can have the shed to herself. 

The Kim Kardashian of Sodor, folks!

The next morning, Toby and Percy are exhausted. Daisydashian however is cheerful. She even exclaims, "Oooooooo Oooooooo" as she backs out of the shed. 

At the station, Daisy boosts to the passengers about how up to date and beautiful she is. 

The passengers wait for her to stop being vain and go but, nope. Daisy sees that a milk van is about to be coupled on her and freaks. She refuses and requests that Percy take it. When that doesn't work she begins to twerk.

Where's Robin Thicke?

All the twerking in the world, would not work on the driver. Daisy then lurched backyard and literally blew a fuse. The passengers and crew began to argue with her. But Daisy, has an excuse. She claims the fitter told her never to pull anything. She took that one right out of The Fat Controller's handbook. I seem to remember back in the first season, him claiming his doctor forbade him to do a lot of things. 

The passenger in the background sums it up perfectly. 

The Station Master calls her bluff. The Shunter says it best, "Why did The Fat Controller send us this feeble engine?"

That sets Daisy in rage. And guess what? She gets her way. They uncouple the van and she goes on her way. 

Daisy then realizes that she can get away with anything with that story. And so can The Fat Controller.