Thomas wishes he had hands and Percy had a throat so, he could punch him in it.
That very morning, The Fat Controller arrives to ditty up the slave's activities. He wants Thomas to pick up something very mysterious from the harbor.
Meanwhile Percy, is working with his trucks when Henry puffs up. Percy sits in a siding while Henry passes. But Henry, is so cool that he jams the points and they can not be set back until morning. Percy is stuck.
Curse you, Henry!
Night falls and Percy begins to become lonely and paranoid.
Thomas meanwhile, is waiting for his very mysterious load at the harbor. He looks up and there it is.
*insert gong*
Thomas nearly toots himself at the sight. His driver explains it is a dragon made out of paper for the carnival. The dock workers light it up for Thomas to make his trip safer.
Thomas sets off with Puff The Magic Dragon. Thomas approaches Percy who is finally sleeping. Thomas sets off steam and startles Percy. Percy cries for help.
His bunker puckers.
The next morning when the points were fixed, Percy puffs into the junction. He sees Gordon who is just about to leave. Percy tells Gordon all about the dragon. Gordon states that, "Percy was smoking crack."
News spread fast about Percy's dragon. The other engines begin to pick on him. Percy goes on working crying over it.
At a station, it all comes together. Thomas puffs up with the dragon. (Where the hell has he been, if he is just now arriving?) Percy screams and Thomas tell him to shut it, it's just him. He explains everything to Percy. Percy admits he shat coals.
I bet he took it to the Chinese restaurant. Lice & Dog, Sodor.
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