Season 1 Episode 10: James And The Express

We find that The Fat Controller is starting to trust James but, the other engines still give him hell about the boot lace. 

Gordon brags about being so bad that he is the only one who has something to talk about. He is so bad ass that he is the only one who can pull The Express alone. He knows his way so well that he knows which line to take by instinct. But, everyone knows the signal man does that. 

Chicks dig me also

The next morning. Gordon is still boasting. He puts James down for doing odd jobs and then tells James, "To run along and gather his coaches."

James actually does this. If it was me, I would probably tell Gordon to, "shut it."

The coaches actually like James today. They have a quick conversation about how James would love to pull the express. 

Gordon on the next line, gets ready to back onto the 1st line. Of course, he has to make a scene of it. 

Chicks love it when I steam on them

The Fat Controller is riding on Gordon's train today. They load up the passengers and they are off. Gordon then says my favorite line.

James watches Gordon poop off and goes back to his job. James then puts some coaches out for the next train. He then hears an awful noise. It is Gordon he pooped himself again. 

James finally gets a chance to mock Gordon. He asks Gordon, "If he lost his way?"

Gordon explains that, "He was switched on the wrong line and had to make his way around again."

And I poop pooped myself

Once again, The Fat Controller's passengers are angry. They head to the ticket master and demand their money back. The Fat Controller takes control and offers them another engine. 

And please do not write about this on the internet

The Fat Controller puts James to the task. James promises to try his best and sets off. James pulls the express so well that the passengers forget about their troubles and thank James.

The Fat Controller personally speaks to James. He offers the chance for James to pull the express sometimes instead of Gordon. 

Watch out for my excitement! 

The next day Gordon says, "I like quiet work for a change. He is teaching the trucks manners" 

Yeah right Gordo. 

And with that Gordon and James are buddies.