Season 1 Episode 20: Whistles & Sneezes

Gordon is already grumping and I am only three seconds in, new record. He is jealous of Henry's plastic surgery and it is also a shame that Henry is happy. For god's sake, he whistles at stations. No respectable engine would do that. 

Can't I get a break?!

Gordon has totally hurt Poor Henry's feelings. What a freaking jag off! Percy tries to cheer him up. Gordon then puffs pass Henry giving him more hell. Ugh, sometimes I hate Gordon. 

Later that day, Henry stops at Edward's station. Edward always being so lovely tells Henry that he loved hearing Henry's whistle yesterday. Awe, we can always count on Edward.

Their conversation is interrupted by a strange sound. They think it is Gordon but, it doesn't sound like his whistle. But, it is him. Gordon rushes through the station sounding like an Emergency Test on your local television station.

Soak it up Henry

Henry uses Gordon's asshole line from early at the sheds about whistling at the stations. He repeats, "It isn't wrong but, we just don't do it."

Meanwhile, Gordon is still screeching.  Hell, I say they should just keep him screeching. He arrives at that station where everyone is holding their ears begging for mercy, even The Fat Controller.

Scrap him!

The Fat Controller begs for them to take Gordon away. So, two fitters arrive to knock some sense into Gordon. They fix his whistle with a few knocks of a hammer.

That night, Gordon sneaks into the shed. His manhood has been challenged that day. The sheds were empty which made him happy because, Gordon can hand it out but, not take the pay back. But, his happiness doesn't last long Henry comes in and mocks him. Go Henry!

It's hard to be a jag off

In the morning, Henry was feeling great as he puffed down the lines. All was great until he peeped at some boys on the bridge. They threw stones at him. I personally think Gordon paid them off. 

Why does everyone hate me?

The boys managed to break the glass on Henry's coaches. Once again, The Fat Controllers' passengers are crossed. They want the fuzz called at once. Henry's driver insist that he and Henry will get the ultimate revenge on the boys. He is going to have Henry sneeze and throw his steam engine boogers all over the boys. 

They'll be sorry they messed with Henry.

The next day, the crew makes sure Henry is filled with ashes. The driver insists that they keep all the windows shut until they pass the bridge. 

They head out, as expected they see the boys ready with their stones. At the command of his driver, Henry snots all over the little street rats. 

SNOOOOOOOTTT!

Henry heads home feeling like a boss. Not only has he taught some boys a lesson but, also put Gordon in his place. Best of all, Henry gave me this screen shot.