Thursday, April 2, 2015

Season 1 Episode 13: Thomas, Terence and The Snow

It's fall! And we have a new character for Thomas to hate on. It's a tractor.


Tractor racism, it exist.

Later in the day, Thomas gets a chance to talk to this tractor. The tractor introduces himself as Terence and explains that he is plowing.

Thomas just goes, "Meh, I am Thomas and I am pulling this train. And you have some ugly wheels, tractor"

Henry is fat and you have ugly wheels.

Terence replies, "That he is beautiful, no matter what you say. Words can't bring him down. And by the way, they're caterpillars. And they take me everywhere"

Thomas lies and says smugly, "He doesn't want to go anywhere." and runs off.

That is not what he said awhile back for the record. 

Holy kittens, it's now winter. Or someone spit flour on the set. Thomas' driver is concerned about the snow and wants to put a snow plow on Thomas. This pisses off Thomas. Honestly, what doesn't piss off Thomas?

Sodor, home to the quickest seasons

They head off with the snow plow on. Thomas acts like a cat with bags on its feet and shakes and bangs his plow. He keeps it up until he damages it. His driver was forced to take it off at the end of the day.

Because of Thomas' assholery the day before his crew had to get up early to try to fix his plow. But, they fail. Of course Thomas is pleased with himself. Everyone is worried. His driver is concerned that the snow will be deep in valley. But, they go on their run.

Predictably, Thomas runs through a tunnel and into a snow bank on the other side. 

Now The Fat Controller wishes he would have let you blow up in the previous episode

The guard heads off to get help and golly gee wiz the paying passengers try to dig Thomas out. But, the more they dig the more Thomas becomes stuck. Thomas gives up too and starts to cry.

A bus comes along and takes the passengers. And Terence comes along to help Thomas. 

You're going to be kissing my exhaust for now on

Terence pulls away the coaches and heads back for Thomas. Terence struggles a bit but get Thomas out. Thomas then thanks Terence and apologizes. But he still thinks Henry is fat. Thomas' driver kids himself and tells Thomas that he hopes he will be sensible now. 













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