We start off with my #1 hottie Edward. Ringo reminds us that Edward is getting old much like himself.
Today Edward is taking empty cow trucks to the market town. My poor Eddie's good time is about to come to an end, we are warned. Edward passes through a cow pasture. These cows do not recognize a good time when they see one and are afraid of engines. As Edward passed by, he scared them so bad that they went mad cow and broke the fence and crossed the line.
Let's go see a moooovie girls!
As Edward passes a coupling breaks loose and he looses his breakvan and a truck.
I am going to crowd surf on these cows, beaches!
Edward had felt the jerk of the trucks but, shrugged it off to being the usual truck nonsense he deals with daily. Edward puffed onto the next station before he figured it out.
Henry and Gordon, found out about Edward's boo boo. And of course, what do they do? Well, they make fun of Edward boasting that they wouldn't have issues. Jerks.
At least, Toby was angry with them for my poor Edward's sake. Toby sticks up for Edward. Those old folk, stick together.
I am not a fan of Edward's angry face. But Toby's, ADORABLE!
A few days later, Gordon rushes through Edward's station. Gordon "Poop poops" Edward and I believe he states, "That he is the cows." It was a little hard for me to understand.
Gordon puffs down the line and towards a bridge. But, what is this on the bridge? A cow! Gordon screeches to a halt.
The cow then gives Gordon a seductive look
Gordon yells at Betsy to, "shoo!" But it is no good. The cow is in love with Gordon's physic and will not move. That and she lost her baby.
Henry comes along. He gives it a shot. The cow just gives Henry a sad "moo". This causes Henry's heart to break. He backs off.
Henry backs to the next station, where his guard tells them all about the grieving cow so they can warn that the line was blocked.
They learn the cow's name is Bluebell.
She's Bluebell and I'm Blue Balls
The porter admits that her spawn is at the station and she was going to market. But hell, he has Percy bring her back to her mom.
At the bridge, a very touching reunion took place. And the cows went off until next time someone needs hamburger.
I came so close, mommy!
Henry passes Gordon and whispers, "Keep your Steam Engine mouth shut."
But this is Sodor and the story spread. That night in the sheds, Edward gets his opportunity to tease them about being afraid. Gordon of course, denies it harder them a politician in a sex scandal. But Edward, knows.
Oh Edward!
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