Season 1 Episode 22: Thomas In Trouble

Ah man, you tell me I have to get through a Thomas story to figure out what happens to Toby? Ugh, alright!

So, there is a line that goes to a quarry on Thomas' branch. The line is near the road. Since Thomas does not want to squash anyone or thing he whistles.

Imagine it cuter 

Early in the morning, Thomas sees the po po sitting by the line. Thomas once knew the prior constable and whistles. But this one is a tank engine hater. 

I am the Gordon of police officers

The officer is peed off due to not sleeping well and Thomas whistled behind his back. And like a typical cop he looks for what he can ticket. The fact that Thomas has no cow catchers shall do. Thomas jokes, "That he doesn't catch cows."

The officer is even more pissed. He looks for other issues. He finds that Thomas also doesn't have side plates. 

And I planted pot in wheels

He declares Thomas dangerous. Thomas' driver protests that they have done this a hundred times and have never had a problem. Now, this gives the officer a power boner and he calls Thomas a "Regular Law Breaker". It is his book now.

This is the lamest episode of Cops ever

Thomas puffs away after being harassed and we cut to The Fat Controller eating his breakfast. The Butler interrupts with a phone call. He finds that Thomas is steps away from the clink and he must go.

I better call Saul!

At the station, Thomas' driver explains what a butthole the officer is. The Fat Controller then tries to argue with the policeman and comes up short. This officer must be a recent graduate of the academy. 

The Fat Controller says, "He'll have to make some cow catchers for Thomas."

Thomas insists they will bs steam engine social suicide and all the other engines will make fun of him for looking like a trammy. Good point, I know Gordon would be the first to do so.

Can I just have braces?

The word Tram hits The Fat Controller like a load of bricks. He remembers Toby and he wants to give him that portion of the line. 

The Fat Controller writes his driver and requests his trammy. Toby is glad to respond and heads out to the land of Thomas' branch line. He even brings Henrietta Pussycat. 

Toby now runs the portion of the line. Toby makes sure that he rings his bell at the officer everyday to piss in his Wheaties. 

Oy! You stinking Tram!

Of course, Toby ticking off the policeman tickles Thomas so much they are now friends. 

Now if he can only get Gordon to "Poop Poop" him. Muhahaha!