You would think he would be use to this by now? And these passengers at this point should take the bus. The word has to be out about how crazy these engines are.
This is why I have no hair
He heads off to the sheds and finds 'The Three Amigos' looking very cross. This is just my opinion, but the last thing I would want is a bunch of pissed off engines coming at me. He could easily become The Flat Controller.
He tries to talk Henry into going but, Gordon The Union Speaker says, "No, we will not work until someone else does our coach fetching. We are not a tank engines."
And we want pretzels in the break room
The Fat Controller just shrugs it off and says, "You are my engine slaves and you will do as I wish and he will fetch Edward."
Yes, Edward is appearing!
The Fat Controller find Edward being a total gentle engine shunting trucks. He asks Edward to help him gather coaches. Cute little Edward agrees to.
You know writing this blog has gave me an uncomfortable crush on Edward.
Edward gathers the coaches and the day goes on running.
The next morning my love, Edward is unhappy. Gordon passes him just as he is going to speak to The Fat Controller and blows steam at Edward.
Oh hell no, Gordon you don't treat my Eddie that way!
He farted on me sir
Edward explains to The Fat Controller that 'The Three Amigos' have been making his life hell. They even told him he has black wheels.
The Fat Controller consoles Edward, "They are wonderfully blue. And you are freaking awesome. But, I do need another tank engine."
So The Fat Controller goes SHOPPING!
Does it come with glitter and sequins?
He browses the engines available. He spots a little green engine and falls in love. Much like my love for Edward.
The Fat Controller makes the engine agree to work hard and names him "Percy".
Let's roll!
The Fat Controller brings Edward, Percy. Does this make Percy, Edward's pet?
He wants Edward to show Percy the ropes. They have a wonderful day. Henry even tries to hiss the two of them and Percy beats him to it. Edward loves it.
Urgh, Tank Engine toots!
Thomas shows up for a meeting. Edward, Thomas, and Percy wait for The Fat Controller. When he arrives he tells that Edward and Thomas that they will run The Mainline instead of Gordon, Henry, and James. And Percy can take the branch line.
In yo face!
As a result there was fewer trains but, the passengers probably use by now are use to the shenanigans of this railway and don't mind. They know that 'The Three Amigos' are rotting in the sheds.
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