Season 1 Episode 24: Off The Rails

With a title like this we know some crap is going to go down on the Island of Sodor. Let's began!

We find Gordon sleeping at a siding.

I never want to see this again.

Gordon is bragging in his rest about how awesome he is. It just occurred to me that Gordon is the Kayne West of Sodor. 

Henry interrupts Gordon's ego trip and promptly calls him, "Fat Face". This is Henry's best move ever.

Henry, I am really growing to love you.

Gordon exclaims that Henry is growing too big for his panties talking to him like that. The engine who never had an accident. 

Ah yes, I see where this is going.

Percy who apparently was hiding near, reminds Kayne Gordon West of his jammed whistle and being stuck on his hill. 

Today of all days, is Henry's day to take The Express. Gordon grumbles to Henry about being careful and that he better keep on the rails.

Fight, fight, fight!

Henry puffs off with The Express in a mountain of steam. Gordon then goes back to sleep. But not for long, his crew exclaims that they have a special train to pull and it is trucks. This pisses off Gordon even more. At this point, he know that The Fat Controller doesn't care about blue people/engines.

Gordon's fire was slow to start so, Edward came to push Gordon to the turntables. 

Edward, your face is in my tender.

Gordon grumbles on the way over that he will not go. Oh, now it is all clearing up. FAKER. 

Unfortunately, for him the movement of the trip stirs his fire. And Gordon is now steaming nicely. 

Gordon then schemes to jam the table. So he moves forward at the wrong moment on purpose. But, he can't stop and off into the ditch he went. 

It even made his eyes off center

Much to our delight, Gordon's crew refuses to help him out. They call up The Fat Controller and explain everything. The Fat Controller even agrees to let Gordon sit in ditch.

Some boys across the way arrive and start singing great little ditties about what a ass Gordon is. 

Nighttime arrives and they decide to let Gordon out. The breakdown cranes were put into place.  James and Henry also help pulling him out. 

Where's my tender? Kim, Kim, where are you?

Gordon once free, slinks into the sheds. Where we assume he pouts and plans his next album.