Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Season 2 Episode 3: Bertie's Chase

Total hottie Edward, is waiting at the station to gather Thomas' passengers. But, Thomas is later then United Airlines today. To pass the time, Edward's fireman breaks out into a song. 


I wanted to be a singer but, I got sucked into the black hole of Sodor.

The driver who is not Simon Cowell, tells the driver to stand on the cab and look for Thomas. Sounds like the perfect stage to me.

The fireman spots Bertie. And decides that he is no good and climbs down. Edward and crew, go ahead and leave.

Cause she's so hiiiiiiiiigggggggh above me!

But Bertie had Thomas' passengers. Bertie tried to get Edward's attention at the gates but, it was no use. Edward probably couldn't hear over the fireman's singing.

We find from Bertie's bus thoughts, that Thomas' fireman was hangover and did not come to work today. Bertie had agreed to take his passengers. 

Bertie goes on the chase.

I'll get that Edward and his little dog too.

Bertie reaches the top of hill and sees Edward stopped at a crossing. Bertie hurries down the hill. But hah, Edward puffs away has soon as he gets to the gate.

The passengers who for once aren't upset, say it is alright and wonder if they'll beat Edward to the next station. Bertie's driver says, "He'll try to make sure they do."

Chicks love my stashe and polka dot tie.

Bertie starts off once again to catch Edward. Bertie follows Edward through town, over bridges, and hills. Edward arrives at a station. 80's Ringo makes a surprise appearance at the station as a guard.  

They took away my drums and gave me a whistle.

80's Ringo blows the whistle and Edward's driver looks back but, the flag didn't wave. But, they hear a familiar "toot toot" and it ain't a gassy passenger. Nope it's Bertie. 

That station master explained to the crew what had happened. Edward apologizes for going all Gordon on Bertie. And Bertie, says it was his fault. Edward puffs off and Bertie sets off to tell Thomas the great news because, we must shoehorn Thomas in.

Just wait until later seasons when we hardly appear.

Thomas thanks Bertie and calls him his BFF. And we end our story without another song from the fireman. 

Yes, I was shoehorned in.









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