Thomas we need to stop at Walgreen's for our Polident
Annie and Clarabel are also tolerant of Thomas' antics. They know Thomas is just trying to kiss The Fat Controller's bald butt.
One day, Thomas has to wait on Henry. Thomas starts to rant about how, "Henry is always screwing up his branch line."
Once again, we all worked with one of these people.
Poor Henry slowly chugs in. I feel so horrible for him. Just look at his sad little clay face.
Thomas is such a jerk that he calls poor Henry, "Lazy Bones" and demands to know, "Where has he been?"
I don't know Thomas, Henry has so many options sticking to his rails doesn't he?
Henry basically says, "He is breaking down. And no one knows how he suffers."
Awe Henry, I care.
And holy fruit salad Thomas calls Henry, "Fat." I didn't make that up. I swear.
I can't help it, I was built that way.
Thomas being a total jag off at this point, rushes off and leaves his guard behind. Clarabel and Annie try to make Thomas aware of this but, Thomas doesn't listen. Thomas wouldn't stop until he hit a signal.
They waited for the guard to come out but he wasn't coming. So, they kept waiting. Thomas finally peeps, "Where is the guard?"
His coaches says, "For the last time Thomas, we've left him behind."
Better run over your passengers Thomas before The Fat Controller gets wind
Thomas' guard disappears and reappears from behind him. Or he is running down the track? But, I like to think he is a ghost. He is out of breath and very hot. So what does he do? He has drink.
It is okay Mr. Guard, if I had to work on this railway I would drink too.
I'm becoming a Flight Attendant.
Thomas apologizes and the signal goes down. Thomas is off. Annie and Clarabel encourage him to go as fast as he wants. Wait a second, isn't that what got him in trouble in the first place? Anyhow, Thomas makes the end of his line in record time.
Wait, what did we learn?
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