Season 4 Episode 21: Bulls Eyes

Toby pulls up on the one and only, Kim Kardashian of Sodor, Daisy. Daisy starts to tease Toby for having cow catchers. She states that Toby is only afraid of hurting himself. Daisy declares all she has to do it toot at the cows. Animals always run in fear if you toot and look them in the eye, even bulls. 
In fact, Daisy has never seen a bull.

Toby is trying not to loose it at all this toot talk.

Daisy heads off to her run, all the while with her sexy theme music playing. At the station, the fuzz was waiting for Daisy. He informs Daisy that a bull is on the line. She must clear it and return it to the farmer. Daisy is excited at the opportunity to show up Toby.

Now, I must solve the mystery of this man's missing mouth.

The bull's name is Champion and today is the day that someone pissed in his Wheaties. He broke through his fence and headed down the hill onto the line. Champion now has become lost.

That bull is already pre-cut 

Daisy sways up the line while Champion is munching on some grass. Daisy gets behind the bull and toots. She yells at him to go home and nothing. 

Daisy begins to complain about how the bull is being a total jag off not turning around for her so she can look him in the eye. 

Just then, Champion turned around and mooed at her. Daisy starts to turn into a chicken shit and tries to whine herself out of the situation. Champion then gets right into her face and sniffs her. Daisy takes off backwards.

Kim and Kayne

Toby approaches Daisy who is sulking in a shed. Toby took great delight in the fact the bull scared her. Toby teased her and took off to take care of Daisy's unfinished business.

Toby finds Champion and rings his bell at him. Nothing happened, except the bull was looking for the ice cream man. Toby then wooshes him with steam. And that does the trick. 

Later that evening, Daisy pulls up to the platform. There was some boys to tease her. They offer her Bulls Eyes candy and rub it in. Daisy leaves feeling like a loser. 

It just wouldn't be a Thomas episode without teasing. 

Season/Series 3 Review

What can be said about Season/Series 3? Well the crashes were not as spectacular as prior seasons for one thing. Before we saw damage in the crashes, this season it was very mild. Which was budget issues in all fairness.

For example, Oliver looks pretty unscathed but, he was sent to The Works.

With our characters this season, some of them are starting to loose their edge. Thomas is becoming less of a jerk and more of the good guy. Percy is slowly dumbing down. Henry is suddenly a tree hugger. 

We did though get introduced to some new ones that I enjoy. Mavis, Oliver, Toad, and Bulgy. 

Mavis being a favorite.

I did enjoy the 2D animation that was thrown in this season. The bee scene with James was great. 

All and all it was a pretty good season. And I know it will be looking even better when I get pass Season 7. Season 8 is where the snark is going to go over and beyond. 

Just to note, I actually still enjoy this show.  But, I like to make fun of those things I like. I am loving looking back on these stories and remembering them. The work and the talent that went into this series is amazing. Even looking back on the original books, that took imagination. I truly appreciate the talent in took to bring this characters to life.

With that I leave you and tomorrow we'll dig into Season 4. We will meet the Narrow Gauge Engines, Stepney, and a postal postal worker. And we will also see elephants, more cows, The Queen, and The Flying Kipper return.

Season 2 Episode 2: Cows

Well moo! An episode about cows. Let's get a mooooove on.

We start off with my #1 hottie Edward. Ringo reminds us that Edward is getting old much like himself. 
Today Edward is taking empty cow trucks to the market town. My poor Eddie's good time is about to come to an end, we are warned. Edward passes through a cow pasture. These cows do not recognize a good time when they see one and are afraid of engines. As Edward passed by, he scared them so bad that they went mad cow and broke the fence and crossed the line. 

Let's go see a moooovie girls!

As Edward passes a coupling breaks loose and he looses his breakvan and a truck. 

I am going to crowd surf on these cows, beaches!

Edward had felt the jerk of the trucks but, shrugged it off to being the usual truck nonsense he deals with daily. Edward puffed onto the next station before he figured it out. 

Henry and Gordon, found out about Edward's boo boo. And of course, what do they do? Well, they make fun of Edward boasting that they wouldn't have issues. Jerks.

At least, Toby was angry with them for my poor Edward's sake. Toby sticks up for Edward. Those old folk, stick together.

I am not a fan of Edward's angry face. But Toby's, ADORABLE! 

A few days later, Gordon rushes through Edward's station. Gordon "Poop poops" Edward and I believe he states, "That he is the cows." It was a little hard for me to understand.

Gordon puffs down the line and towards a bridge. But, what is this on the bridge? A cow! Gordon screeches to a halt.

The cow then gives Gordon a seductive look

Gordon yells at Betsy to, "shoo!" But it is no good. The cow is in love with Gordon's physic and will not move. That and she lost her baby.

Henry comes along. He gives it a shot. The cow just gives Henry a sad "moo". This causes Henry's heart to break. He backs off. 

Henry backs to the next station, where his guard tells them all about the grieving cow so they can warn that the line was blocked.

They learn the cow's name is Bluebell.

She's Bluebell and I'm Blue Balls

The porter admits that her spawn is at the station and she was going to market. But hell, he has Percy bring her back to her mom. 

At the bridge, a very touching reunion took place. And the cows went off until next time someone needs hamburger.

I came so close, mommy!

Henry passes Gordon and whispers, "Keep your Steam Engine mouth shut."

But this is Sodor and the story spread. That night in the sheds, Edward gets his opportunity to tease them about being afraid. Gordon of course, denies it harder them a politician in a sex scandal. But Edward, knows. 

Oh Edward!

Season 1 Episode 22: Thomas In Trouble

Ah man, you tell me I have to get through a Thomas story to figure out what happens to Toby? Ugh, alright!

So, there is a line that goes to a quarry on Thomas' branch. The line is near the road. Since Thomas does not want to squash anyone or thing he whistles.

Imagine it cuter 

Early in the morning, Thomas sees the po po sitting by the line. Thomas once knew the prior constable and whistles. But this one is a tank engine hater. 

I am the Gordon of police officers

The officer is peed off due to not sleeping well and Thomas whistled behind his back. And like a typical cop he looks for what he can ticket. The fact that Thomas has no cow catchers shall do. Thomas jokes, "That he doesn't catch cows."

The officer is even more pissed. He looks for other issues. He finds that Thomas also doesn't have side plates. 

And I planted pot in wheels

He declares Thomas dangerous. Thomas' driver protests that they have done this a hundred times and have never had a problem. Now, this gives the officer a power boner and he calls Thomas a "Regular Law Breaker". It is his book now.

This is the lamest episode of Cops ever

Thomas puffs away after being harassed and we cut to The Fat Controller eating his breakfast. The Butler interrupts with a phone call. He finds that Thomas is steps away from the clink and he must go.

I better call Saul!

At the station, Thomas' driver explains what a butthole the officer is. The Fat Controller then tries to argue with the policeman and comes up short. This officer must be a recent graduate of the academy. 

The Fat Controller says, "He'll have to make some cow catchers for Thomas."

Thomas insists they will bs steam engine social suicide and all the other engines will make fun of him for looking like a trammy. Good point, I know Gordon would be the first to do so.

Can I just have braces?

The word Tram hits The Fat Controller like a load of bricks. He remembers Toby and he wants to give him that portion of the line. 

The Fat Controller writes his driver and requests his trammy. Toby is glad to respond and heads out to the land of Thomas' branch line. He even brings Henrietta Pussycat. 

Toby now runs the portion of the line. Toby makes sure that he rings his bell at the officer everyday to piss in his Wheaties. 

Oy! You stinking Tram!

Of course, Toby ticking off the policeman tickles Thomas so much they are now friends. 

Now if he can only get Gordon to "Poop Poop" him. Muhahaha!