Season 5 Episode 3: A Better View For Gordon

Gordon is in one of his moods, which was rubbing James the wrong way. James asks Gordon, "What is up his butt, today?"

Gordon lays into James for asking. He explains that he is a great big engine and he has to the right to moody and complain. James on the other hand, is small and he doesn't matter.

Percy butts in, with his dumb remarks about not understanding what is being said. (Yes, Percy is slowly going down to that point of no return.) James goes as far to put it as, Percy is ditz. 

Gordon vows to show them all what a big engine can do. He then puffs away angrily.

Jane Slicker is also in a mood.

Later that day, The Fat Controller speaks to Gordon about making a stop at the new station with an empty Express. He wants Gordon to test it out. 

Gordon complains that Henry should do it, since he like idling at stations. The Fat Controller then tells Gordon to shut his fat engine mouth and do what he is told.

If you don't I am going to make you bunk with Thomas all alone.

Gordon heads out. He started to feel ill while doing his run. His driver explains to Gordon that he needs to go to The Works, he is all clogged up. 

No wonder Gordon is pissy, he needs some Exlax

Gordon arrives at the new station but, he is not impressed. The station is too plain for him. The wall in front of his was just off white and there was buffers for him to stare at. Gordon insists that he needs a panoramic view because, he is as important as royalty. 

I would paint a portrait of Pee-Wee Herman on it.

Gordon is thrilled when it is time to leave. His driver mentions that now, Gordon can have all the fun he wants, as long as his pipes keep going.

Gordon now out on the line, was pushing himself to go fast. He also started this whole denial thing with being sick. Then Gordon blows. He slowly comes to a halt. 

My clogged pipes!

His crew inspects him and come to the conclusion that something broke inside of Gordon. (It is called his cold heart.) They insist that he will have to go to The Works for sure now. 

James arrives to gather Gordon's coaches. And of course, James had to stop to rub it into Gordon's face. It just wouldn't be right to not do it. 

No one on Sodor gets way with any mistakes without being mocked.

A few days later, Gordon returned from The Works. Gordon is still in his mood. He brags while on the turntable that his is the best engine on the island. 

The Fat Controller arrives to gather Gordon for the official opening of the new station. 

Gordon speeds down the line towards the new station. As they approached the station, they discover that Gordon's brakes have become jammed. They couldn't slow Gordon down in time, he then smashed through the plain wall at the station.

It would have great if he would have flown.

The crew and The Fat Controller, looking quit beat up , get into one of those platform cranes to speak to Gordon. The Fat Controller tells Gordon, this was not the way to get his view. 

Hello Gordon, would you like to play with us?

Gordon is sent off The Works again. Once he came back this time, he takes The Fat Controller to the station for the second grand opening. He arrives with no incidents this time.

The Fat Controller gets out and speaks to Gordon. He had the scene of the accident turned into a window in the shape of Gordon's fat face. Gordon loves this and will probably never let anyone else forget it.

The paint is kind of messed up there, boys.

Season 2 Episode 10: The Runaway

Thomas apparently has not been vaccinated because, he is ill. The Fat Controller, is going to have Edward take him to the works. 

Is Edward ill too? My Baby! 

The Fat Controller then has a talk with Duck. he wants Duck to help Percy and Toby in Thomas' place. Duck is so happy his eyes spaz out.

Duck makes great friends with Toby and Bertie. while he is working. He even meets Terence. Ducks is so happy to met the Tractor that his eyes really spaz out.

I wonder if something is going to go down? Duck has Thomas' and Percy's derp eyes.

Terence warns Duck to take care of Thomas couches or feel the wrath of Thomas. But, Duck being ever the gentle engine is wonderful with Annie and Clarabel. 

Thomas recovers from the Ebola or whatever he had and returns. Annie and Clarabel, tell Thomas about how wonderful Duck was. And Thomas, feeling so great forgets that he is a very jealous fellow.

Thomas was not as well as he first thought. They soon find that his brakes were left very stiff. Thomas seemed to have a hard on. This causes Thomas to over shoot platforms. It was very hard to perform correctly. Thomas found his performance most embarrassing. 

In and Out

After some very sexual wording of events, Thomas' crew gets the hang of it. But, as luck would have it Thomas fireman catches Jungle Diarrhea and becomes sick one day. A relief man comes in to take his place. 

I shouldn't have ate that green eggs and ham.

Thomas' crew and the station master wait on the platform for Henry to show with their connections. But oopsie, the fireman forgot about Thomas' hand brake. Oh the chaos, that will follow!

Thomas sits at the platform carefree. As Henry arrives, Thomas starts to loose his hard on and rolls off. Thomas tried to stop and whistle but, he was helpless without his crew. The crew and passengers stand at the platform picking their butts watching as Thomas heads for disaster.

Where's Michael Jackson and his popcorn?

Thomas flies down the line. Alarms were set across the line to stop the run run run runaway. But, who is going to help Thomas? Well, it is Harold. The Inspector had a plan. 

Thomas is beginning to wear out. As he approaches the next station, Harold lands. The Inspector bails out and like a cat on catnip jumps on board Thomas at the platform. And gives Thomas a hard on. 

Hard on!

Thomas finally stops. The Inspector insists that this will never happen again. And Thomas why why why why why wonders, why this was his fault?

My little runway. Run run run run runaway....

Season 2 Episode 5: Old Iron

We find James impatiently waiting on my Eddie. James tries to berate Edward but, Ol' Edward he just laughs. James then puffs off furiously.

One day James, you'll be old too. And you won't be as good looking.

After James finishes his jobs for the slave driver, The Fat Controller, he heads to the turntable and to tuck in for the night. And of course he was still in a bad mood. I personally think this is because he is red. Red is an angry color. 

James goes off on a tangent about how horrible Edward is to the other engines. 

Percy and Thomas look as annoyed as I am with James.

Percy and Thomas egg James on about how Edward could totally cream him in a race and honestly anything. James is just so eww to me. He is everything I hate in people in a model engine. Sorry James fans.

The next morning, we find that James' driver is sick. He is pale as a ghost. Another theory is he must be drinking pals with Thomas' fireman. 

Or James makes him sick, also.

The fireman uncoupled James and decided to get James ready for shunting. But James as always, was impatient and suddenly took off down the line. Or so it seems. 

The signal man halts all traffic and notifies the fireman about his obnoxious engine. He states that he saw two invisible boys playing his James' foot plates. 

And "Brrrrrrrrraaaaa riiiiing" the telephone rang. The signal man answers, the inspector is on the phone. He wants a duck and hose ASAP. Just kidding he wants a shunters' pole and some rope.

Oh dear god, what is he going to do with a duck and a hose?

The fireman gathers the items and hops on Edward. Who has lost his eyebrows.

Edward is so bad ass, he lost his eyebrows going through rails of fire.

Eyebrowless Edward takes off and we cut to James laughing and having a good ol' time. All was good for James until he starts to speed up. Then all hell breaks loose. James just now realizes that he has no driver. I guess they can't feel people inside them.

Edward hurries down the line to catch up with James. He huffs and puffs until adorably out of breath. He does eventually catch up. 

The inspector then tries to lasso James like the cowboy he is from Edward.

Get along little doggies!

He eventually catches James by the buffer. Edward's driver breaks and James' fireman scrambles across the engines gathering control of James. 

Once under control, Edward and James run next to each other. James apologizes and let's Edward know how awesome he really is.

The engines arrive at the station, where The Fat Controller is awaiting. 

You boys look good in rouge.

He awards James a rest and then it's back to work. And Edward, he is getting some new parts from Dr.Ray at The Works. 

I just love him!