The End Of Season/Series 2: The Snarkies!

As I stated in The End Of Season/Series 1 write up, I would really like to do something different at the end of each season. For Season 2, I decided to hand out awards, The SNARKIES, if you will. So without further to do, Jane Slicker presents THE SNARKIES.

Best New Character

Duck

I'm so shocked!

I choose Duck for the simple reason, that he had a real rough introduction. From the bigger engines bullying him, Diesel antics, to wrecking into a barber shop. And after all this, he is just a likable guy.

Best Villain

Diesel

Meh....

Diesel gets the win for the sheer evil he is. He even has the most sinister theme music to go with it. Diesel truly is the most sneakiest snake on Sodor. 

Best Set Of Twins

Donald And Douglas

They're a little nervous that Kayne is going to show up and give The Snarky to Beyonce.

An easy win over Bill and Ben. The brotherly love these two have for each other is heartwarming.  Douglas not being able to live without his brother. And Donald, possibly sacrificing himself for scrap for his brother. These two deserve my Snarky Award.

Best Jerk

James

James likes to make an entrance

It was a tie up between James and Gordon for me. But, I decided to give it to James. Why? Well because, he seems to join in with Gordon and Henry to be a big boy. And he really grinds my gears. 

Best Non Engine Character

Bertie

Bertie, get back here and get your Snarky!

I really like Bertie. His design calls me. Maybe, I am a bus nut? 

Best Make Up

Daisy

Add the stripper music!

Daisy is the Kim Kardashian of Sodor, so of course she is getting the Snarky for best make up. She is also the winner for best swerves. 

Best Crash

Percy

Glorious! 

There were many great crashes in this season, with all the buildings built on the end of the rails. I have to give it Percy though. He crashed with grace. When hit that brake van, he had a great bounce and landing.

Best Couple

Edward & Trevor

Trevor is disappointed he didn't win any children.

The story between Edward and Trevor is touching. The friendship between them is worthy of The Snarky.

Best Crazy Thomas Face

Thomas was drinking before the show.

Yep, that one! You knew it was the winner!

Most Underused Character This Season

Henry

And he even made derp eyes for us!

We didn't really see a lot of Henry this season. If we did, he was grumping. I actually enjoy the character of Henry so, it was a little bit of a disappointment for me. 

Best Death Scene

The Spiteful Brake Van

RIP

He did have it coming though. Lesson to take from this, don't be a spiteful brake van.

And that will do it for The SNARKIES. Join Thomas The Snark Engine in snarking on Season/Series 3 next. We will see duck abuse, engines with silly scarves, dragons, tree hugging, and much more!

Season 2 Episode 16: Break Van

Yes, I am so excited! I reached the introduction of Donald and Douglas. But you may or may not ask, who are Donald and Douglas? Well, they're a best twins to come out of Scotland before The Proclaimers. The Fat Controller, only wanted one engine to come help him out but, he ended up two. Because, of the confusion The Fat Controller numbered them. Donald was to be #9 and Douglas #10. But, the truth is one of them was going to be sent home to be scrapped. 

Donny Kate and Dougley Olsen!

Poor Douglas, has already made an enemy. This enemy was the worst kind, a brake van. The brake van always made his trains late. And like most of the other engines when trucks do their dirty tricks, The Fat Controller blamed Douglas. This made Douglas nervous. 

What a fook nugget!

Donald being such a good twin was angry with this turdy brake van. Donald tells the brake van off and states he would leave him behind. 

The brake van replies, "That is not possible, he 's essential as Wal-Mart is to Arkansas."

Donald bumps into the brake van. Donald like a thug, tells the brake van, "There will be more coming if he messes with his bro."

Don't make me sideways shoot ya!

The Brake Van takes no chances and behaves after his beating. 

Until one day, when Donald messes up. The rails are extra slippery this day, making it hard for Donald to stop. Donald slips right into a building.

Donald swore he would never twerk again.

The Fat Controller, looses his temper. He states that Donald was careless with his big tender and he was going to send Douglas back. (That is so cruel.) He also states that Donald had ruined his plans. Now James will have to help with the good works while Donald is fixed. James will be the utmost peeved. 

He was right....

James backs into place where Douglas, Henry, and Gordon are chatting. 

                              

                                    

                                 We know how well things go with The Three Amigos together...

Douglas says, "That anyone would think Donald did it on purpose. But, he heard a tale about some engine and some tar wagons." 

James snaps at Douglas, "Shut up!"

Douglas twists the knife a little further and jokes about not knowing it was James.

Great work, Douglas. 

James slinks away with his train. But, who does he happen to have on his train? The Spiteful Brake Van. The Brake Van takes notice that James is angry and wants to push his buttons even more.

The trucks and Brake Van hold back on James. James tried his best to pull them but, he was out of it by the time he reached Total Hottie Edward's Station. Douglas happened to be there.

They're kicking my baboon red arse

James begs Douglas to help him up the hill. The trucks are trying to kill him. Douglas being kinder then I, agreed to help.

The two engines very slowly force the trucks up the hill. James was beginning to loose his umph. I feel you James, I was the kid who gave up doing the mile run and end up walking it. 

The guard was a little nervous. He warned Douglas to go slowly, the van was breaking. But the warning was no good, Douglas broke the van.

You can tell by that smile it felt good.

Nobody died in the accident but, Edward had to clean the mess. The Fat Controller was on board Edward. Oh no! 

Thank goodness, that Edward is there. Edward explains, "Douglas was doing his best, working enough for 3 engines. He heard him from the yard. "

The Fat Controller is still angry despite what Edward was explaining.  He isn't sure what he is going to do. The Fat Controller is really being a dick in this episode. There I said what we all are thinking.

What will happen to Donald and Douglas? We have to wait to find out.

I had to take this screenshot.