Season 4 Episode 19: Henry And The Elephant

Thomas pulls up to a station where The Fat Controller is already waiting for him. He remarks on how reliable Thomas is. Thomas pulls away, feeling like a big shot.

Why do you feed his ego?

Meanwhile, the big engines are pissed about something.  Henry was angry about there being no site of Percy. James starts acting like the total ass he is and starts to tease Henry about doing something. He runs his mouth about it not raining.

Henry defends himself by informing James that is no longer the case and then calls James a clown.

Percy pulls up, making a weird face.

I don't why but, it strikes me as weird.

Percy tells the tale about how the circus is in town. He has been unloaded the circus trucks from the harbor. He also informs the other engines that The Fat Controller needs them to help too. 

When it was time for the circus to leave, Gordon and Henry started their roid rage once again. They were angered by the fact James was the one pulling it away.

Later that day, The Fat Controller tells Henry to take some workmen down to the tunnel to see why it is blocked. 

But, mom...

Henry pushes the workmen to the tunnel, all the while complaining. They stop at the tunnel and looked in. While in there, a roar chorused out and the workmen shuffled out.

The giant grey penis of Sodor.

The workman inform their foreman of what they saw. He immediately calls, bull shit. The men insist that they will not go back in. The foreman states that he will ride with Henry and push it out.

Henry is very upset by this plan. 

Why is everyone always picking on me?

Henry slowly heads in. The mystery creature begins to push poor Henry out. The creature revealed itself as an elephant and not the "Giant Grey Penis Of Sodor." 

My mistake.

The workmen gave the elephant cake and water. The elephant begin to calm down. But, Henry let off steam and the elephant squirted him. 

The elephant's keeper arrived and took him off. By that time, Henry was about to blow.

Hey ladies, would you like to ride my elephant?

That night Henry tells the story of how he was molested by an elephant. The other engines feel sorry for him but, still give him crap. But Thomas chirps in all guidance counselor, and cheers Henry up.

Henry is going to turn into a Emo.

Season 2 Episode 11: Percy Takes The Plunge

At the harbor, we find Henry just wanting to take a rest. But, Percy is jib jabbing away in Henry's resting spot to two other engines. Percy is going on about how he braves storms and eyeball deep water to help Thomas. Henry then backs in, and tells the two engines to shoo. The shed is only for The Fat Controller's slaves. 

Then Henry stole Gordon's face.

Percy is quite peeved that Henry has shooed away his friends. Henry calls Percy silly and mocks him for a line he used in his story. "Water is nothing for an engine with determination. "

Percy just runs off singing about Henry being scared of rain and being bricked in the tunnel. This causes Henry to be butt hurt.

Percy puffs up along Thomas. We find Thomas looking at a board at the key that reads, "Danger, Engine Must Not Pass This Board." 

Thomas recalls the time he derped out and went pass a board. I have a feeling that Percy has to test it anyhow. But, what he doesn't know is the foundation is as soft as a kitten's butt. The rails are sinking down into the sea. 

Whatever

One day later on, Percy whispers to his trucks to give him a push at the sign. Percy plans to pretend to stop at the station and have the trucks push him pass the board. What could go wrong trusting those buttholes? 

The trucks push him and keep pushing him right into the sea.

That worked so well.

The Fat Controller shows up and gives Percy a verbal beating. Percy pleads to be let out. But, The Fat Controller insists that Percy will have to wait until high tide.

Percy had to wait until it was dark. They brought in some floating cranes to aid in his rescue. 

That actually looks fun.

The next day, Henry pulls Percy to The Works. Henry rolls with the jokes on Percy. He teases Percy about needing more determination.  

Season 1 Episode 3: The Sad Story Of Henry

Our story begins with an engine who is afraid of rain. The Engine went a tunnel and refused to come out again. We find out our engine's name is Henry. 

Nope

His crew gets out and argue with him to get his booty out of the tunnel. Henry insists the rain is going to ruin his green paint with red stripes. It must be acid rain. For some reason his guard thinks it is going to work to blow his whistle and wave his flag at Henry. Doesn't the guard know that Henry is suffering from 'Gordon Syndrome'?

The Fat Controller rolls up in style.

AKA Sir Topham Hatt

The Fat Controller gets all up in Henry's face and threatens to pull him out. Henry just steams him. The Fat Controller goes all Russia on his passengers and makes them play TUG A WAR with Henry. And then he makes them push. The Fat Controller just stands on the side insisting his doctor forbids him. 

Geez dude, I don't know, don't you own like 200 engines? Maybe you should have an engine pull him out instead of your paying passengers who are probably already ticked because of your freaky talking engine crying over rain. I regress...

I'd be asking for a refund and my next trip on Edward

Finally Thomas comes along. He tries to push Henry but, Henry doesn't leave the tunnel. The Fat Controller has enough of this crud. He has a hard enough time with that turd, Gordon. He tells Henry, "He is going to block Henry in the tunnel FOREVER." Like a honey badger, Henry don't give a shat. 

Or maybe he does?

After sitting for awhile in train time out, Henry is starting to regret his life choices. Edward and Gordon often pass. Edward always says, "Peep peep." because he likes Peeps. 

Gordon says, "Poop, poop, poop." basically because he has a poopy attitude. 

Yes, you are a poop Gordon

Henry can't answer them due to not having a fire. And worst of all he finds that being in the tunnel has ruined his paint job. I would have dealt with the acid rain, Henry. Poor Henry is left in the tunnel wondering what will happen to him? I kind of know the feeling. My mother always forgot she had told me to stand in the corner.

FOREVER!