Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Season 4 Episode 20: Toad Stands By

Oliver is back in the house! Whoop whoop! He has returned from the works. Ever since his accident he is nervous about trucks. 

The trucks do not make it any better. Lead by their great Kool-Aid dispensing leader S.C. Ruffey, they sing songs to mock Oliver.


S.C Ruffey must have a nasty butt. Just look at that truck back there.

Thomas, Duck, and Percy who were on a siding, became very upset with them. They yell at the trucks. But, hey this is Sodor, it only works so long until they start up again.

Thomas and the gang, eventually have to give up. Oliver believes it is all his doing. Just then Toad, the world's cutest brake van, looks over and feels sorry for Oliver.

They all have the "Someone kicked a puppy face."

The next morning, Douglas and Toad have a heart to heart chat about Oliver. Toads asks, "If it would be okay for him to be on Oliver's train instead?"
Douglas agrees.

I eat worms, Mr. Douglas.

Toad meets up with Duck and Oliver and explains his master plan to them. Duck being a goody two shoes, doesn't think it is a good idea to do it. Oliver protests that this will be his density. Plus it has already has been cleared by the station master. 

Oliver starts Toad's plan. He shunts the worst trucks in place by pairs of two. The scheme is to leave S.C. Ruffey for last. He is the one who is going to get murdered. 

Oliver backs S.C. Ruffey into his place on the train. S.C. Ruffey starts to whisper to the other trucks to hold back. 

Oliver overhears and gives S.C. Ruffey a huge pull. Duck on the side, cheers for Oliver to finish him off. Oliver does just that.

Oh snap!

The Fat Controller arrives to inspect the scene of the crime. Instead of being pinned for murder, Oliver gets off due to S.C. Ruffey being in such bad shape. 

Look at his guts all over the place.

Now, all the trucks are terrified of Oliver and mind him. And S.C. Ruffey has been reincarnated and now shuts his mouth.

Oliver Simpson








Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Season 2 Episode 16: Break Van

Yes, I am so excited! I reached the introduction of Donald and Douglas. But you may or may not ask, who are Donald and Douglas? Well, they're a best twins to come out of Scotland before The Proclaimers. The Fat Controller, only wanted one engine to come help him out but, he ended up two. Because, of the confusion The Fat Controller numbered them. Donald was to be #9 and Douglas #10. But, the truth is one of them was going to be sent home to be scrapped. 


Donny Kate and Dougley Olsen!

Poor Douglas, has already made an enemy. This enemy was the worst kind, a brake van. The brake van always made his trains late. And like most of the other engines when trucks do their dirty tricks, The Fat Controller blamed Douglas. This made Douglas nervous. 

What a fook nugget!

Donald being such a good twin was angry with this turdy brake van. Donald tells the brake van off and states he would leave him behind. 

The brake van replies, "That is not possible, he 's essential as Wal-Mart is to Arkansas."

Donald bumps into the brake van. Donald like a thug, tells the brake van, "There will be more coming if he messes with his bro."

Don't make me sideways shoot ya!

The Brake Van takes no chances and behaves after his beating. 

Until one day, when Donald messes up. The rails are extra slippery this day, making it hard for Donald to stop. Donald slips right into a building.

Donald swore he would never twerk again.

The Fat Controller, looses his temper. He states that Donald was careless with his big tender and he was going to send Douglas back. (That is so cruel.) He also states that Donald had ruined his plans. Now James will have to help with the good works while Donald is fixed. James will be the utmost peeved. 

He was right....

James backs into place where Douglas, Henry, and Gordon are chatting. 
                              
                                    
                                 We know how well things go with The Three Amigos together...

Douglas says, "That anyone would think Donald did it on purpose. But, he heard a tale about some engine and some tar wagons." 

James snaps at Douglas, "Shut up!"

Douglas twists the knife a little further and jokes about not knowing it was James.

Great work, Douglas. 

James slinks away with his train. But, who does he happen to have on his train? The Spiteful Brake Van. The Brake Van takes notice that James is angry and wants to push his buttons even more.

The trucks and Brake Van hold back on James. James tried his best to pull them but, he was out of it by the time he reached Total Hottie Edward's Station. Douglas happened to be there.

They're kicking my baboon red arse

James begs Douglas to help him up the hill. The trucks are trying to kill him. Douglas being kinder then I, agreed to help.

The two engines very slowly force the trucks up the hill. James was beginning to loose his umph. I feel you James, I was the kid who gave up doing the mile run and end up walking it. 

The guard was a little nervous. He warned Douglas to go slowly, the van was breaking. But the warning was no good, Douglas broke the van.

You can tell by that smile it felt good.

Nobody died in the accident but, Edward had to clean the mess. The Fat Controller was on board Edward. Oh no! 

Thank goodness, that Edward is there. Edward explains, "Douglas was doing his best, working enough for 3 engines. He heard him from the yard. "

The Fat Controller is still angry despite what Edward was explaining.  He isn't sure what he is going to do. The Fat Controller is really being a dick in this episode. There I said what we all are thinking.

What will happen to Donald and Douglas? We have to wait to find out.

I had to take this screenshot.